Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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