I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
its liver damage thursday
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