When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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