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  • Submitted by AlexE on Oct 18, 10 at 11:25am

    We only get multiple orgasms If our man chooses to give us multiple orgasms. Which rarely happens.

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      Submitted by Unknown_ on Oct 18, 10 at 1:16pm

      Thats because you dumb bitches fake orgasms. If a guy thinks hes doing it right, which he does when you fake, why would he change what hes doing?

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 18, 10 at 1:04pm

    Pleasant...untill you get a cock slap wake up.

  • Submitted by RadMuffin on Oct 18, 10 at 7:59pm

    Unknown_ you are a dumbass. A guy can tell when a girl is actually having an orgasm. He shouldn't need her to tell him when it's happening and should therefore be able to tell if she's faking.

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    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 19, 10 at 11:21pm

    Other than you being warm, it's like necrophilia without those pesky cops!

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    Submitted by marey on Oct 18, 10 at 11:21am

    Giving birth can tear a girl's whole downstairs department open - literally. Is not having multiple orgasms really a big a problem compared to that?

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    Submitted by whyspir on Oct 19, 10 at 3:52am

    If you can fall asleep while someone is having sex with you, then they're doing it wrong.

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      Submitted by stokedonsurf on Oct 19, 10 at 11:29am

      thats what i was going to say

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      Submitted by aduncan45 on Oct 20, 10 at 9:51am

      You don't have any good sex do you?

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    Submitted by ohsnapcg on Oct 19, 10 at 3:02am

    You know anyone that has stock? Everyone I know is dry

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    Submitted by pats1918 on Oct 19, 10 at 1:15am

    i always rock to sleep with a penis

  • Submitted by Hierro on Oct 18, 10 at 10:40am

    I'm a dude that can do it multiple times. Your mojo is just weak.

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    Submitted by NightmareDreamer on Oct 19, 10 at 1:06am

    He'll yea I'm a guy pushing in is like tellin ur dog to shut the( and I quote) FUCK up

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 18, 10 at 11:55am

    I am in no way saying that men and women have it equally bad. Girls have waaaay shittier stuff to deal with. But, if they ever start to complain a lot, i just say "well you get multiple orgasms" and they usually feel better about being a girl. Thats all im saying, i just said it poorly at first.

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    Submitted by niceman on Oct 19, 10 at 10:13am

    Awwwww, white girls are adorable!!!! Awwwww..........

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    Submitted by STR8FeDii on Oct 18, 10 at 3:26pm

    Well back to the topic... I rock women to sleep allll the time and I rather wake them up with a ball slap good morning

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 18, 10 at 10:27am

    Women often complain about how they have to give birth. My retort: Who gets multiple orgasms? While girls still have it worse with periods and all, that kinda evens the playing field a lil bit I think.

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    Submitted by skyeblue32 on Jan 19, 13 at 9:53pm

    I fell asleep giving head 2 times with same guy needless to say we broke up.