i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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