I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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