i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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