Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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