Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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