Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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