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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:41am

    (1-405) is a friend we all should strive to be!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:31pm

    I think that a REALLY good friend would have suggested a brothel, but that works too...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 12:02am

    This is SO the way to go! (ebay I mean... when you break your heart.... just sell it and drink... amazing)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:30am

    Great idea! I never thought of selling all that crap on Ebay. I will now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 1:32pm

    No better way to get over her than to get to the bar and get over several.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 12:46pm

    If only all exes were like this.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:23am

    Wait, does that mean she gave him money to make sure he feeds the dog? Or that she Kept the dog, and paid him for it? Either way, what a gal.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:38pm

    1-405, best friend EVER.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:27pm

    405 = my ex boyfriend 1-405 = my ex boyfriends best friend

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 6:50pm

    Awesome!!! Ah , how I miss the Sooner State!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:10am

    i thought i'd read the best text, but this one tops them all currently.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:17pm

    SHE DIDNT WANT THE MEMORIES OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP LMAO! MUST HAVE BEEN ONE SHITTY RELATIONSHIP! BUT WITH MOST GUYS THEY ARE! PROLLY JUST MEANS SHE WAS FKN HIS BEST FRIEND ALREADY LMAO!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:11am

    "Awesome!!! Ah , how I miss the Sooner State!" i second that! oh, what i wouldn't give to move back to oklahoma :|

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:34pm

    Seriously, nobody needs a bunch of bad memories laying around. Sell that shit and get drunk!

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    Submitted by Knocky64 on Sep 28, 10 at 5:07am

    Gotta love okc!

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    Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Nov 29, 11 at 11:43am

    That is a good bro