This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
When are your genitals available?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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