i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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