he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When did angry sex become our thing?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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