She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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