I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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