Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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