There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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