Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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