He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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