That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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