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  • 92 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:28pm

    3rd jersey shore in 5 hours..

  • 91 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:05pm

    Why do you know 15 quotes from that show?

  • 91 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:01pm

    It's not a crime to watch ridiculous, mind-numbing TV when you're in finals week at college. Stop acting like it's a major insult to humanity/you as a person. You'll survive, the world will keep spinning, and MTV will continually keep making shows that have nothing to do with music and everything to do with the downward slope entertainment is taking. It happens.

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:01pm

    What is this jersey shore drinking game?

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:51am

    7:02, did you mean "quote"?

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:08pm

    Snookie gets jacked next episode! Guidette oompa loompa

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:05pm

    Sven's an asshole. He said what I was gonna say.

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:06pm

    That snookie girl is a dumbass she looks like an oompa loompa and jwow is a fuckin fake slut well they're all sluts.

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:52pm

    I read lots of books and I still fully enjoy jersey shore!

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:24pm

    First of all, the OP is a major creep. Secondly, what the hell is this obsession with really truly awful (not just quality-wise but intelligence-wise) programming nowadays? Turn off the TV and read a fucking book, idiot.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:16pm

    psssttt.... if we stop watching the shit they put on TV, they will stop putting shit on TV,,, except for maybe MTV, those ass-hats will always put shit on.

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:57pm

    To 1:10pm: I know OP

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:02pm

    ...but snookie isn't a quite

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:53pm

    And what about those washed out jeans with the chains that jwoww wore? Why do those even exist?

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:51pm

    the OP is a d-bag. thanks for fucking up everyone elses chance at hitting that shit.

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:11pm

    Thank you Dana and John!

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:35pm

    sven bangs little boys

  • 61 73
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 25, 10 at 8:40pm

    It's spelled "Snooki", retard.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by SouthPaws on Jan 16, 11 at 9:03am

    That's just awesome!

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:24pm

    your an asshole! hope your family is proud of you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:29pm

    and people wonder why i hate people.

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:10pm

    OP - you are a jerk.

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:04pm

    I'm a bartender we do like great things- Angelina