We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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