Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
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he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize