Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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