its not stalking. its research.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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