just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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