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atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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Our Family Dildo has been with us since Olef Thorson stole it away from a nun during one of the Viking raids.
you should put in on the mantel over the fireplace
this makes me wish there were a "worst night ever" button
1:13 am, I do believe I love you. And am attending your next blót. True story.
lol used dildo. thats fucking sick. :P
If only Sarah Palin would have done this for Bristol.
If that's her grandmas way of preaching abstinence, the least she could have done was buy a new one. And how exactly did she know it was used?
whats disgusting is how she might have found out it was used.
ughhhh that shit is foul.
its like that movie where that old dude bangs all 3 generations in a family, execpt it is a dildo
No, what's disgusting is her finding out just how it was used... by grandma.
grandma used to use it on grandpa to massage his prostate
1:50 that made no sense...piss off
I like how all the posts turn to midget talk now instead of racism/xenophobia.
1:54 I once used your mom as a midget dildo. On a midget.
grandma chez vag :P
Ugh. This would put me off toys, not sex.
i tried to click Bad Night several times...
1:21 i once used a midget as a dildo
SICK.. i want to throw up.
Wow. All my grandma left me was some money. Family Dildo is a big honor.
U have to hang that shit up
1:26 I once used a dildo as a midget.
hahahaha THATS GOLD.... but def a bad night
12 04 how is 1 13 racist? would you shut up you little pussy
I bet midgets like disinfected glass dildos...
Gotta love that grandma cheese
You could always use it to make soup
...good initiative, bad judgment
That would be 1:13 am of Olef Thorsen lineage.
Wow. Grandma gets points for trying, but fails in the execution. Unless it was a nice glass dildo that you could boil and disinfect, those are nice. Of course, it still be weird.
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