Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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