No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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