Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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