Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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