I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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