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  • 129 69
    Submitted by marcmedic on Apr 29, 10 at 10:56am
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    She's probably a lesbian, and thinks you have a big clit, instead of a tiny penis

  • 131 95
    Submitted by Po1sonator on Apr 29, 10 at 10:47am
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    First of all, you can't marry your mom. Secondly, she is only not laughing because she is your mother.

    • 37 51
      Submitted by PHarman on Apr 30, 10 at 1:56pm
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      It was funny til you explained the joke in the second sentence. Poor delivery.

  • 70 38
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 29, 10 at 1:42pm
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    Turn on the lights next time.

  • 62 37
    Submitted by eNVee on Apr 29, 10 at 12:53pm
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    You can go 1 of 2 ways with yourself. 1. Get completely ripped, bodybuilder status, the type of shit you see on male strippers in Vegas. 2. Marry a Midget.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 29, 10 at 10:47am
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    Only because she was already blacked-out drunk.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Shelleybellyx35 on Apr 30, 10 at 4:03pm
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    I'm guessing she is blind with no arms and paralized from the waist down

  • 35 30
    Submitted by tcountygirl on Apr 30, 10 at 5:57pm
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    damn dude that sucks..

  • 50 66
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 29, 10 at 10:49am
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    dont be surprised if u get divorced quickly and end up bein a lonely man

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 1:30pm
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    Damn he's tiny! Hahahahahahahahaha

  • 45 88
    Submitted by nsgf on Apr 29, 10 at 11:09am
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    firstt