What should our trivia night team be named?
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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