Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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