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  • Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 20, 10 at 3:24pm

    He didn't "used" to have them, he DOES have them. That shit stays with you for life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:38pm

    that's not stupid that's honest! YOURE definitely not a keeper.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:23pm

    You need to STOP having sex all together until you have at least a basic understanding of STDs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:17pm

    He's better than the bastard who tells you AFTER sex and has already given it to you. Nobody ever "used to have" genital herpes. That stuff is FOREVER! There is NO CURE STUPID!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:41pm

    Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it's herpes that shit will come back with you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:01pm

    Good man telling you honestly upfront before sex. That's admirable.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:18pm

    Umm how bout the guy who NEVER tells you...and he's your boyfriend? That's the worst.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:35pm

    Poor guy was just trying to be honest with you. People like you shutting him down are the reason that they just don't tell anyone anymore. He didn't ask for herpes and some lying bitch didn't tell him she had it. OP you're an ass!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:17pm

    Herpes stays. Apparently y'all are both stupid?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:58pm

    Shitty gf's. He was being responsible. I hope your next tells you afterwards

  • 89 64
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Feb 20, 10 at 3:51pm

    Yeah, herpes doesn't go away. At least he was decent enough to tell you, but FFS. That shit is called "the gift that keeps on giving" for a REASON.

  • 79 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:52pm

    Obviously both of these girls need to go back to 9th grade sex ed..

  • 83 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:31pm

    This one wasn't funny it's just sad... He was trying to be responsible... Poor guy is gonna have a broken heart. God this sucks for him. OP is a douche

  • 81 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:36pm

    atleast he told you

  • 71 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:38pm

    Once you have it the virus is always there. Why would you say he is stupid for telling you don't you care enough about yourself to know who your sleeping with. If not then your not mature enough to be having sex at all.

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:24pm

    Or maybe hes just trying to be nice and not give u herpes. OP ur a doosh

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:48pm

    You're an example of someone who doesn't know what their talking about- so you should just keep your mouth shut. There is no "used to have herpes" you either do or you don't

  • 62 60
    Submitted by anomalous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:16pm

    what kind of stupid fuck doesn't realize that herpes stay w/you for life. you fail!

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:31pm

    Agree with 338, you're a sucky gf

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Tucker_Max on Feb 20, 10 at 9:45pm

    He did "used to have herpes." He still does, but he used to, too. (Mitch Hedberg adaptation)

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:32am

    That guy fucked up. He shoulda rolled like us pimps do. Fuck the bitches raw dog and if someone complains, blame them;)

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:47pm

    My boyfriend didn't warn me. I'm 13 he's 16. He's also a dick. Under aged sex sucks!

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:16pm

    Fail and how did he USED to have it, herpes is for life

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:06pm

    7:35, so she's just supposed to understand and risk getting it herself? Whatever. Sorry about your herpes, but those of us without it don't want to knowingly risk getting it.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:58am

    Once you have herpes... You always have herpes. Genius.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:35am

    Fake

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:10am

    I would still suck his his dick and let him cum all on my ballsack

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:23am

    And the one who tells you after is a keeper?!?

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:47pm

    Actually if you nuke that shit early enough with acyclovir it will hardly ever come back. You'll still carry the virus but it won't be strong enough to have an outbreak again.

    • 40 47
      Submitted by anomalous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:23pm

      you have to continually take acyclovir to keep it at bay.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:20pm

    Loserr

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:09pm

    He's not a keeper and niether is this fuckin text....

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:01am

    I respect this guy. Atleast you didn't end up with it too. Then we would hear you bitching about here about THAT instead of this. Your just a slut. And your friend is an asshole.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:24pm

    You'd rather he told you after sexing? I don't think so, douche bag.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:58pm

    Douche bag dating service hooked them up

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:37pm

    Herpes is forever babe

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:37pm

    Herpes is for life!! You can't "used to have it" bullshit.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:10pm

    Way to go you stupid fucking idiot. Herpes never goes away...there is no fucking cure. You make this world stupid.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:09am

    Just put it in her butt, then she won't get herpes.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:46am

    Thank god he did tell you, Jesus!!!!! He didn't used to have them. He always will. You ppl are stupid especially soviet russia guy.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:19am

    This is so lame , that guy has balls for not just slipping on a condom and crossing his fingers

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:48pm

    This wasn't even funny

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:37pm

    hoes in houston

    • 48 60
      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 20, 10 at 4:01pm

      We're not all whores. There is somewhat a high number, but pretty low considering the size of the city. And considering the number of New Orleans evacuees still around.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:21pm

    I agree 10:21, what a bitch

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:56pm

    You can't "used" to have herpes.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by FMLiver on Feb 4, 11 at 10:38am

    Wait, you call him a boyfriend, yet you having fucked him. Does not compute.

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    Submitted by idontknowwhoiam on Sep 21, 10 at 3:19pm

    bahahah all of yall have it all wrong! THIS GUY IS A GENIUS! when you cant find a way to break it off with your gf...just tell them you have an std....PERFECT

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:26am

    Herpes doesn't go away, it's a life sentence. Your life is ruined.

    • 41 51
      Submitted by alias12344321 on Feb 21, 10 at 10:54pm

      your life is not ruined. It is a completely manageable disease that a large amount of the world lives with.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:01pm

    If thi

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:33pm

    At least he told you.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:19pm

    used to? honey herpes is a VIRUS meaning nothing u can take will make it go away... if he had herpes he still has it

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:37am

    I think the point of the second text was to point out what a bitch the original texter was. Ie, he definitely is a keeper. But yeah prolly not too bright because he thinks he "used to" have herpes but you obv don't get rid of it

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:19pm

    Yeah. I never tell and make counter accusations

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:48am

    I just bought this shirt!!!

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:15pm

    Lame

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:07pm

    "used to" ?? Uhhh that shit does not go away.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:47pm

    Bc if he would have told you after u would have had herpes!

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:21pm

    I like how 713 say what kinda stupid fuck tells you BEFORE sex? Would you rather him tell you AFTER sex?

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:45pm

    Use to have it?! Lol!

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:05pm

    How about the guy that doesn't tell you until you're MARRIED? Luckily the medicine works pretty well, never did get it...

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:53pm

    He's right

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:42pm

    I keep telling people they're like diamonds, they last forever. When will people learn?!?!?

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:02pm

    I love underage sex. Nothing better then a tight 13 year old pussy

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:52pm

    I'm 14...and still learning sex Ed and let me tell you. He just wants to fit in wit other people. If u truly love this man then u would be with him no matter what.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:06pm

    Is this a joke? The fakest text on here since the website has been up. Wow.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:48pm

    Just like diamonds.....

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:11am

    By the way.. "used to" and "herpes" should not be in the same sentence. Herpes is forever. A person can have maybe only one outbreak, but the virus stays in your system, you can still transfer it even when it's formant.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Padawan on Feb 21, 10 at 6:07pm

    I think the OP is aware that he still has it, hence why she doesn't want to have sex with him. Not exactly admirable, but neither is him telling her that he "used" to have it.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:57pm

    I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 832

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:38pm

    Ahhh too bad herpes is a forever thing lol yikes

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:18pm

    1 nvr say u have an STD before 2 thts creepy 3 woah

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:08pm

    The person who replied is even dumber than the girl who says it's over cuz he told her that. What kind of stupid fuck tells someone that before sex?! I guess someone who might care to not spread their diseases idiot!!!

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:33am

    Hahaha. In soviet Russia herpes has you

  • 39 64
    Submitted by LadyLala089 on Feb 20, 10 at 6:53pm

    ummm doesn't he know that herpes ISNT a one time occurrence? bahaha what a DA so yeah I agree, totally not a keeper.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:30pm

    Not to mention you can't "used to have" it. That shit is for life.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:44am

    232, you're a dick. The reason the world spreads stds is because of stupid fucks like you. And herpes doesn't ruin your life unless you let it!

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:34am

    SOOOO over. Are we, like, SOOO 7 years old?

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:03am

    FYI: you don't "used" to have genital herpes. You do and forever "will" have genital herpes.

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:53pm

    that is dumb...im pretty sure herpes is a virus..there for he will always have it...dumb fuck haha

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:03am

    Oh my god, herpes never goes away!!1!1!!1!! Or has that been said already?

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:37am

    You don't "used to" have herpes. That shit is for life.

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:19pm

    Why are people 16 and below even on this, honestly your just a whore if u have herpes at 13....keep ur legs closed

  • 30 58
    Submitted by blanglcwgrl on Jan 30, 11 at 5:23pm

    at least he told you. your a retard for being such an ass about it

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:05am

    Herpes is for life, u can't get ridofthat stuff

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:29pm

    How are these girls mad that he told her? Wouldn't that be the admirable thing to do? I have a feeling the first girl thinks he 'used' to have them. I'm sure he knows they never go away.

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    Submitted by d3zrlcx13 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:32pm

    Alright so if he wouldn't have told you you would have been fucked try telling your parents that you have herpes I wanna see what they would say (: silly

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:08pm

    Classic example of a dumb bitch

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:43pm

    Props to 9:45

  • 24 54
    Submitted by lowkilowki on Jan 4, 11 at 3:40pm

    USED to?

  • 35 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:59pm

    Nice hangover quote 3:41

  • 27 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:59am

    If b glad he did tell u before and FYI herpes doesn't go away ever lol