it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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