You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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why would you fuck a stripper? poor dumb bastard
Nope. Deal with it
Or burn them
I second fire, the whole mattress.
Common courtesy is to wash unless it was either an a) midget stripper or b) a Filipino hooker posing as a stripper in order to exchange hits of blow from the smalls of each others backs...then you take some pictures and leave the area undisturbed
Just fuck a sheep, same feeling and you can butcher her later legally.
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