are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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