just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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