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  • 79 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:45am
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    sounds like my typical. yeaaaaah.

  • 75 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:40am
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    hilarious and totally something i could see a few of my friends saying, drunk or sober

  • 78 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:04pm
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    i have this area code. i'm pretty sure i know who this person is.

  • 78 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:11pm
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    Definitely assumed this one was mine, except the area code would have to be different.

  • 78 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:58am
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    I woke up with a candle in my pooper, and a half naked Ohio Highway patrolman lying next to you, and his police dog is wearing lipstick and a tu-tu, Do you think I've drank too much?

  • 74 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:58pm
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    that's sad yet hilarious at the same time!!

  • 66 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:39pm
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    HAHA yeah this is how I talk to my best male friends.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:34pm
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    OMG this is my area code...I wonder who posted it!