So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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