and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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