Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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