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  • 74 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:23am

    i dont care what this chick looks like i love her

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:35am

    Oh, I get it! She was referring to a prior event of inconsequence where she helped relieve his worries with a sexual act to prove exactly how much she loves him! -Jeff Impersonator

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:24am

    The draft was in the spring? 

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:04pm

    I say dude. And I'm a girl.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:24pm

    good point by 11:42. This is another fake post. But kindof funny

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:23pm

    the OP is not a girl. Girls never start a sentence saying "dude". G A Y

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:40pm

    OP is a girl speaking to a guy. She's not referring to the official NFL draft, but a fantasy football draft.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:40am

    IDK why people say this chick (if it is a girl) is awesome. She could be ugly as fuck, in which case all the bj's in the world don't change the fact you just screwed an uggo

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:06am

    Why can't more women be like her. She is an innovator, and a great woman for that.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:10pm

    haha i think lots of girls specially from the west coast say dude. also ... to 1:32 , not all girls use bjs just to manipulate people...if the guy has good hygeine, doesnt dribble your head, and fingers you while your doing it, giving head can be lots of fun

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:53pm

    I say dude and i give head and im a girl. if u like getting head for things related to football i got u if ur a Cowboys fan. 254 bitches

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:27am

    I don't know, but she's a goddess. Could be that he's upset about something Todd McShay or Mel Kiper said about next years draft? They're on 365 days a year now.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:03pm

    your prob single and will be for a long time if thats how u "lock" a guy down rey-tard get over it and move on start dating chicks and u wont have to give 7 month old bjs anymore :-)

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:24am

    Yeah, nfl draft was kind of a while ago...

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:50pm

    I thought OP was a guy....dude

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:22pm

    I think it's funny how people on this site feel they are the authority on things like "what a girl does or does not say", "what 'gays' do or don't do", "whether or not the texts are real", etc.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:39am

    12:40-- maybe you just aren't very funny. probably so.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:13pm

    I'm jacking off to this post

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:33am

    A girl that says dude would do something like this..

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:25pm

    In the event this is a woman, marry me.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:58am

    I say dude, watch football, like giving bj's and I'm a girl! Everyone's different people!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:12pm

    Girls from LA say dude. And those that disagree... Well I think I hear your sister calling from the trailer.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:39pm

    The play-offs sucked too - can you help me?

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:50am

    @ 11:40 Men are out here fucking sex dolls and fleshlights. Do you really think we care how ugly the chick is? An ugly blowjob is way better than no blowjob.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:07am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:25pm

    Is he a Raiders fan too?

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:51pm

    44th!!! Yea I counted and it's just as stupid to post this as it is the post first, second, etc.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:49pm

    if you had a nickle -- you'd be a fuckhead with a nickle. Without the nickle you're still a fuckhead

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:42am

    The NFL draft is in April, this is November. FAKE

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:13am

    This is my dream girl

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:02am

    girls say dude ALL the time. what idiots. clearly don't know any cool girls.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:34pm

    There's nothing funny about a blow job.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:24pm

    Traffic was really bad today - a beej would go real good right now

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:31am

    That had to have been a guy that said that.. Only butch lesbians/gross stoners say dude.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:32am

    That's a good girl.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:25am

    Why is this on here now???

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:29pm

    Hahah high five gf - it's def on lock. Trust me.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:03pm

    I know girls that say dude all the time...........dude

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:22am

    fantasy draft and nfl draft were months ago. stupid cunts.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:41am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:20am

    740 is ohio area code. and how many girls 'lock down' a relationship? none. they make things 'official' they don't put shit on lock.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:09pm

    uh, I'm not a les and I say dude, all the freaking time

  • 30 44
    Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:18am

    This girl is amazing...

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:24am

    I fucking love this woman.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:10am

    i'm pretty sure this applies to me...

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:34am

    soooo fake. ones that start with dude rend to be made up

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:26pm

    Well if it was posted by a girl, it's her job. She should get used to it.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    it probably won't lock him down

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:40am

    FAKE All Drafts are months ago . Yet i Submit real texts and they Never show up BS .