can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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