Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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