Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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