Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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